The Thirteen Clocks, by James Thurber, is 60 years old and retains its brilliance. I can still recall whole sentences from when it was read to me as a child. This fairy tale parody, about a prince who performs impossible tasks to save a princess, uses every trick in the English language, including invented words ( ‘squtch’ and ‘zickering’). Look for the Ronald Searle illustrated version which has a bonus story, The Wonderful O, about a pirate who tries to ban the letter ‘o’. Here are some choice Thurber sentences:
Thorns grew thick and thicker in a ticking thicket of bickering crickets.
Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
A peasant in a purple smock stalked the smoking furrows, sowing seeds.